This episode has absolutely nothing to do with baseball, but this battle did take place in the Cubs' hometown, so step outside of Wrigley for a minute and hear two of the best performers in the whole damned town.
Samantha Irby scorches the earth with RIDE and Carly Oishi slams one home with DIE—for a live audience a few months ago, packed into The Hideout tavern.
Ian and Lindsay talk about a whole bunch of nonsense, none of which is related to the phrase "ride or die" but is sort of tangentially amusing and related to the words "ride" and "die."
Also we learn about Ian's giant collection of blacklight posters.
YES THIS EPISODE INCLUDES SALTY LANGUAGE OF COURSE.