Happy...no...Adequate...wait, that's sad...SAFE New Year to you and yours. There. That did it.

Can we all just agree that this week has already been a long ass year?

BUT HEY. IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY. Write Club Chicago is 16 this month, so we will be very busy scaring the pants off of everyone on the road while we remain convinced of our infallible knowledge of everything.

Welcome to Write Club: Prose and Conquests.
Here is your lineup:

CANCEL (Robert Cornelius) v RENEW (Gwynn Fulcher)
OIL (McKenzie Chinn) v WATER (Corrbette Pasko)
SUPPLY (Ricky Harris) v DEMAND (Kevin Alves)

HOST (Corrbette Pasko) v TIMEKEEPER (Josh Zagoren)

The rules are the same. Each combatant has only 7 minutes for their topic, and the only way to determine who wins $100 and The Loving Cup of Deathless Fucking Glory is by applause...YOUR applause. So get to Gman Tavern on Jan 20 and bring those party shoes!

Sponsored by KBH Media and Do312 with prize money sponsored by @john_capaul. Attended and loved by you. $25 Suggested Donation at the door.