So you want to buy a guillotine...

Got your attention. OF COURSE you don't want that (hides order sheet). What you WANT is someone to give you the truth, to stand firm and speak it with their whole chest, and make it snappy. Make it creative. Make it funny. Make it loud. Just...make it.

Write Club Chicago has you covered.

Sure, we could talk for 25 hours, but we'd rather let talented writer-performers talk for 7 mins or less each. It's just more effective that way. AND we get bathroom breaks.

Write Club Chicago once again provides a space for artists to express, an audience to cheer, and a timekeeper to make an X with his arms as 7 minutes runs out on the clock. If that ain't democracy, we don't know what is (no really, we don't remember someone help)

Here’s your lineup:

TRUTH (Ike Holter) vs DARE (Elizabeth Gomez)

SCREAM (Harmony France) vs WHISPER (Gaby Labotka)

FRONT (Michael Jones) vs BACK (Em Modaff)

Hosted by Corrbette Pasko, Timekept by Josh Zagoren

It’s gonna get good at heated at Gman Tavern on April 15, but don’t you worry. There are plenty of drinks to keep you cool, an air purifier to keep you healthy, and masks encouraged to keep you safe.

Sponsored by 312unes and KBH Media. Attended and loved by you. $25 Suggested Donation at the door.